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(Source: septemberburning)
theres nothing jacking off cant fix
Masturbation Addiction.
ok u win this time
sorry I can’t go to school tomorrow I fractured my motivation
Guys I said this to my dad once he laughed so hard he let me stay home
(Source: it-started-wiith-a-kiss)
uoa:
do you guys realize we can change our lives any time we want like you can just go ahead and delete your blog, stop eating meat, shave your head, start running, tell that person you hate why you hate them so much, confess your love to someone and kiss them unexpectedly like why don’t we do that
eating is so badass i mean you put something in a cavity where you smash and destroy it with 32 protruding bones and then a meat tentacle pushes it into a pool of acid and after a few hours later you absorb its essence and transform it in energy just wow
That is the most metal thing I have ever read in my whole life.
Apparently everybody could use a little penis in their lives.
jean valjean for father of the year because honestly how many dads will carry their adopted daughter’s boyfriend through a sewer of shit to keep him alive
